I was in the car with my kids. I had to pee in such a fierce way that there was no way I could make it home.

We saw a Krystals.

My kid wanted Krystal Burgers….

I love Krystal Burgers. In years passed, if left unattended, I could turn 8 Cheese Krystals into 4 Double Cheese Krystals and then disappear them in record time. They are a HUGE weekness of mine, right up there with Krispy Kreme.

What is it with “K” foods?


I managed to go inside Krystal, order 2 cheese Krystal Burgers, go pee while they were prepared, wash my hands, retrieve hot, steamy, deeeeellllliiissshhhhuuuussss smelling Krystal Burgers and walk out of the restaurant.

I handed my kid the bag.

She at them all.

I ate zero Krystals.

Although, I don’t think I could have resisted these beauties: